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oraculumspectaculum:

Literally the best thing to come out of my year at the University of Alabama. I like to get drunk, play this on bars’ jukeboxes, and get everyone to chant the UA Dixieland Delight football chant. Roll tide to that!

Spend my dollar (ON BEER!)
Parked in a holler ‘neath the mountain moonlight (ROLL TIDE!)
Hold her  up tight (AGAINST THE WALL!)
Make a little lovin’ (ALL NIGHT!)
A little turtle dovin’ on a Mason-Dixon night (FUCK AUBURN!)
Fits my life, oh so right… My Dixieland Delight. 

I promise, this is the only redneck/bama post you will ever see me do. Ever.